Shamoos

shamoos is a girl who is beautiful

She is a shams (sun) that will never stop glowing.

“Goodnight shamoos ILYSM, stay shining.”

by Rxxxdhxxxxx December 8, 2018

shamoo

A very - VERY fat person - makes reference to "Shamoo, the wonder whale"

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Shamoo

A super fat fuck who needs a crane to move.

Damn look at that fat kid!What a shamoo!

by Jeanette Belle-Isle June 2, 2008

Shamooing

Verb: To Shamoo
To unintentionally move something with great force.

A.J. walked into class and knocked over like 4 desks. He be shamooing.

He be shamooing all over town.

by sarcasticjew January 25, 2011

Shamoo

A sexual deviance, where in the man comes in a woman's mouth, and the lady then lay's on her back, and then blows the sperm out of her mouth. Meant to simulate the blowhole on Shamoo.

She was a great sport, and after we finished, she gave me a Shamoo show.

by Quagmire_Giggity_oh_yeah January 24, 2009

Shamoo

When you're ready to get intimate with your special someone, but you both have eaten so much that the only position you can both handle in spooning on your side with minimal movement until you're both "satisfied"

Joel: "I'm really down to get busy, but that Thanksgiving dinner is weighing me down"
Taylor: "Me too, why don't we just lie on our sides and shamoo in the dark"

by WiscoWhistler January 28, 2019

Shamoo

“Shamoo” when a person flakes, doesn’t show up, is being lame or messes something up.

Someone who missed a workout:
“you shamooed”
“Don’t be a shamoo”
“That was a shamoo”

by Shamoo August 31, 2019