Seventy

When a father and son duo blow each other in the 69 position. 69 + an extra dick = 70.

I walked in on Mr. Johannson and his son doing the seventy. Damn, that's one happy family!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

seventies

Also written as: ’70s

(informal) the Unix Epoch.

Somehow the clock on my iPod got reset to the seventies.

by Yamato Yamamoto June 23, 2022

polychromatic seventy

it's "waterproof"
if you don't know why this is here, please ignore this and have a nice day :)

this is polychromatic seventy

by DissolvedHelium August 21, 2022

Seventies Growler

A collection of pubic hair around the female Genitalia which resembles the style seen in seventies porn.
It could be compared to the hairstyle of 70's/80's pop sensation Leo Sayer.

Well, I removed her undergarments and I was quite shocked to find a preponderance of pubes which resembled an afro wig. It was a real seventies growler, I didn't know whether to commence intercourse or stroke it like a pet dog

by g gekko July 8, 2010

Edge of Seventy

A new version of the classic Stevie Nicks song targeting Baby Boomers, performed by an unknown elderly artist with a hip replacement, no hair and poor vision.

Just like the white winged dove, the Edge of Seventy vocalist sings, “ooh, ooh I’ve fallen... and nothing else matters!”

by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Seventy one

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.

The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.

by moorebounce February 17, 2010

star-seventy

noun/verb - garbled version of "starts on the knee", the act of hitting a hackey-sack off the knee and kicking it at another person, preferably the other person's groin

Hey Monty, you know what a star-seventy is?

by Alan Barnes March 14, 2004