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A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.
Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

Oh
by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010
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Selma's Law

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The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.

For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"

"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."

"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"

"Indeed."
by Derik September 12, 2005
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Selma snarl

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An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.
1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.
by Rook's Buddy May 17, 2010
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Selma

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She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.
Person A: I met the most beautiful girl the other day
Person B: Was it Selma?
Person A: Yes.
by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020
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