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Devil's Seat 

-the seat for when someone takes a number 2 and there is no toilet-paper in the holder. This is one of the worst moments in a person's life for the already started pooing.
Bob: How was the bathroom?

Bill: Aw it was the worst. They stall ran out of toilet paper, so I was in the Devil's seat for 30 minutes until a maintenance man finally came in for more.
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King's Seat 

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.
King's Seat by Dong Monster June 1, 2013

driver's seat 

1. Controling events or decisions
Wayne Rooney's stellar performance in Euro 2004 put him in the driver's seat for his upcoming contract talks
driver's seat by mandingoe September 21, 2004

Preacher's Seat

A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.
Ricky won the big splash contest by executing a flawless Preacher's Seat!

The Preacher's Seat 

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.
The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.
They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.
Arthur’s Seat by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024

Seat-Belt Titty's

When a female has her seat-belt on and it crosses between her boobs making them look bigger in size which would later create a boner for the guy sitting in the car next to her looking at them.
"Hey Chubb's look at blonde in the car next to us. She has some awesome seat-belt titty's. I'd sure like to stick my cock between them"