Scomph

A Scomph is a derogatory term used to describe a white person.

Jack Wilson is a Scomph.

You are a Scomphy little man.

by BobGold69 May 24, 2022

Scomp

1) The act of getting a kill in Call of Duty or any First Person Shooter in epic form.

Getting a spinning headshot, a no scope headshot, a sliding knife kill, a random throwing knife kill across the map (as pertains to online video games).

"Dude, I just scomped that guy across the map with my throwing knife."

"Scomp! Another one bites the dust!"
"I got 24 scomps, 1 more and I get my KEM Strike"

by ScompGaming January 7, 2014

Scompy Donk

Shaggy got too powerful and gave his power to Scooby, thus creating Scompy Donk.

Like Zoinks scooby, I'm like too powerful man. I now pronounce you Scompy Donk.

by Dildosaggins420 January 29, 2019

scumph

Scumph is the nasty yellow residue of something. For example the yellow stuff on the cigarette filter after it's been smoked. Or the yellow stuff that comes out of your ear when it hasn't been cleaned in a while. Anything dirty, sticky, yellow and that is a residue of something could basically be called scumph.

"You got some scumph in your ear... man c'mon clean that up"
"I need to get all the scumph off the floor before my parents come back"

by paolo and justin April 14, 2010

Scomophobia

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

Somphone

Super nice guy that loves electronic gadgetry, a stiff drink and fine women. Somphone is an awesome cook, however he will probably try to make you eat "ballute". Somphone is a Lao name which probably means something like: "total bad ass".

Damn, Somphone, think the screen is big enough?

by Chi-den February 4, 2010

scompliment

A sarcastic compliment
A backhanded compliment

Him: Babe I miss you.
Her: Really?
Him: Yeah like an idiot misses the point
Her: Yeah thanks for the damn scompliment.

by HumorB June 6, 2016