A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.
Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?
Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.
Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.
Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.
Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.
by Æðelberht January 29, 2014
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Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
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what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!
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When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.
The Doctor Scholl's is self-explanatory.
by Bennington August 9, 2010
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Kid ( in bratty & squeeky voice) :I Go To Schell Elementary School! haha lol
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Oskar Schell is an inventor, jewelery designer, jewelery fabricator amateur entomologist, francophile vegan, origamist, pacifist, percussionist, amateur astronomer, computer consultant, amateur archeologist, collector of: rare coins, butterflies that died natural deaths, minature cacti, Beatles memorabilia, semiprecious stones, and other things.
Oskar Schell is an inventor, jewelery designer, jewelery fabricator amateur entomologist, francophile vegan, origamist, pacifist, percussionist, amateur astronomer, computer consultant, amateur archeologist, collector of: rare coins, butterflies that died natural deaths, minature cacti, Beatles memorabilia, semiprecious stones, and other things.
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