Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner

When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
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by turd urchin July 15, 2016

Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

Dirty Sanchez's Cousin

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around.

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around. this is a dirty sanchez's cousin

by Melon2345 April 26, 2010

Vick's Sanchez

Similar to the likes of a "dirty sanchez". The act of wiping vicks vaporrub right under your nose.

dude, I was rolling my face off last night and totally gave myself a Vick's Sanchez, it was awesome!

by tmoney324G6 November 29, 2010

Sanchez Steamer

You know what it is. Just do it

“Don’t even act like you don’t know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it.”

by evan, chill out! June 3, 2018

Sanchez Steamer

when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.

“Richard used the Sanchez Steamer on me last night. I’m happy we’re trying out new things ;)”

by testicle mary July 5, 2018

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016