Sam (man)

The worst and annoying and definitely isn’t good enough for your cousin.

Sam (man) sucks.

by Sam(man)sucks November 22, 2022

Big Man Sam

A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit

Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.

by Alphapeen February 2, 2019

Bean Man Sam

He sells beans

Bean Man Sam

by WaddlerTheDuck August 17, 2020

Big Sam Captain Man

Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess

"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"

by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

sam the science man

that kid that's hot and funny and smart, yeah that's sam.

person 1: remember Sam the science man?
person 2: yeah the hot one with all the chicks, he ditched me because I'm not popular
person 1: what a bitch

by mansfield ma December 24, 2018

Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man

The ultimate anal pounder. Known to be relentless.

Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.

by lucyslking April 4, 2010