sam the science man

that kid that's hot and funny and smart, yeah that's sam.

person 1: remember Sam the science man?
person 2: yeah the hot one with all the chicks, he ditched me because I'm not popular
person 1: what a bitch

by mansfield ma December 24, 2018

Big Man Sam

A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit

Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.

by Alphapeen February 2, 2019

Big Sam Captain Man

Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess

"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"

by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

Bean Man Sam

He sells beans

Bean Man Sam

by WaddlerTheDuck August 17, 2020

Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man

The ultimate anal pounder. Known to be relentless.

Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

Sam the train man

A guy who very nerdy and likes trains. he is tall a good friend, BUT HE NEVER WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Sam the train man means to dedicate your whole damn life to trains,

Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?

Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)

by NoahTheShortKid August 4, 2021

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018