Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

It's the thing you said but at you

This is exactly why you have to take a hard stand on "mentally retarded people are retarded" See? This is me being correct again.

A literal retard "It's the thing you said but at you! Derrrrrrr!"

Hym "Literally everyone who sees this knows that they are just lying for you and we all know that you're just repeating the things I say as though it does something other than illustrate the fact that you're mentally retarded. A lot of you were crying like a bitch. Some of you did it for several years straight. This is just what happens when you let retards think they are people. I'm not going to forget. They may be willing to pretend for you but I know they are pretending. You know they are pretending. Just like your Jewish incest cult, the ritual is rendered entirely meaningless by the fact that it isn't real. And does it make you any less of a fish-faced cripple? No. Am I still the creator of AI? Yes."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2025

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it.

A quote, from the anime , serial experiments lain (YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!) she is lain. We are. Lain LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!!

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it. I only exist inside of those people aware of my existence.

by Kyoukabsd June 2, 2023

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

it said pens

used when posting on internet forums, it is a way to ensure that your replies (and subsequently your reputation) dont fall victim to the dreaded post edit.

Original post: Who is your favorite actor?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon

Edited post: Which actor do you have sexual fantasies about on a regular basis?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt (now self incriminated)
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon (dignity has been saved)

by Booogs September 23, 2008

It said

You can say it said before describing any type of noise. The improper but proper way of describing a noise. That is not alive nor ever will be.

Addison kicked her mom in the pussy and it said “ppppfff”

by Waffledoghouse October 13, 2021

it said pens

1) a typing phenomenon occuring when, in an attempt to write "pens," one accidentally writes "penis." This phrase is most commonly used in reference to this phenomenon for any words or phrases that closely resemble more incriminating words or phrases.

2) a forum post used to call another out when this kind of typo is made.

3) an AWOT expression used to refer to the first recorded instance of this phenomenon.

boogs: "I was chewing on my blue penis the other day when it exploded in my mouth."
Stonehenge: "Bwahahaha. 'it said pens!'"

by Stonehenge September 28, 2006