SHTMF

Say Hi To My Fist

Devin: You know you suck at fighting? Anyone could beat you in .005 seconds
Me: SHTMF.!
Devin: Huh?

Me:*Knocks Him Out*

by EpicTweetyBird January 1, 2012

SHTF

When the Shit Hits The Fan.

To survialists and preparedness people, this is the big disaster. Normally connotates the total break down of civilization and social order.

In a SHTF situation you will need reliable transportation to get to your retreat.

by Ron D July 27, 2005

shimflins

The slender, sinewy veins that remain on the body of a banana after you peel it.

The second of the three parts of a banana:
outer skin
shimflins
fruit inside

I ate my banana but not before I removed several shimflins.

by abijole April 4, 2009

SHTFKUP

Word used by Pewdiepie. (Shut-the-fuck-up)

Triggered Pewds: "Shtfkup"

by JPSJYHFYB December 14, 2017

SHTF gun

The one gun that is planned on being relied on if the 'SHTF'. Although the choice of weapon for this purpose is highly personal, most will select a robust rifle (or shotgun, especially in an urban environment) of proven ability under adverse conditions. Most importantly, it will be a weapon with which the owner is very familiar. Virtually all gun owners will, if pressed, admit that they have designated one of their arms as the 'shtf'gun.

In spite of its WW II vintage the M-1 Garand is still a favorite SHTF gun; its offers .30-06 punch and rarely malfunctions under even the most trying conditions.

by Mike Bishop September 23, 2006

SHTF

"Shit hits the fan"

"SHTF" or "When shit hits the fan" is a popular phrase referring to the ultimate situation in which a man would need to try and survive off the land. The collapse of civilization.

The phrase is commonly used among survivalists and generally most firearm collectors or outdoors man.

See: apocalypse, end of the world, FUBAR, Survive

Guy 1: "Hey, that's a nice machete.

Guy 2: "Thanks. I'll probably use this in a SHTF situation.

by BiGoDeViN October 6, 2012

shtuff

a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.

Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.

by sallie1413 April 13, 2010