When two men
wander into a cemetary and dig up a women's dead
body. One of them puts there face right next to her
vagina while the other jumps on the girls stomach to see what bodily fluids pour out onto the others face.
Mike: Hey steve I'm feeling really kinky right now. Want to
go romping? I was looking in the obituaries and I saw this really hot girl that just died.
Steve: Hell yeah I'll go...I got dibs on my face in her
vagina first.
Mike:
Fine but next time I get that spot.