Ritter

A back and forth conversation (created by NBA Legend Kevin Garnett)

The ritter im hearing from that room seems intriguing

by PaniroP August 14, 2023

Ritter

1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."

by TheMysteryOfRitter July 19, 2009

Ritter

Commonly found in the parking lots of small towns in Utah. Driving lifted trucks that barely run, listening to country, wearing camo every day, and rolling coal, these people are mentally slow and all around idiots.

Watch out for the ritters after dark!

by Westrnwriter August 30, 2018

Rittered

To get completely fucked in honour of the late John Ritter.

"whoa man, Costa is rittered, he drank wayyy too much.

by AMDC December 4, 2003

Ritter

Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.

"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.

by MaximusTheWeird March 19, 2014

Rittered

When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.

Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...

by D. Wunder July 3, 2009

ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

by sprog74 October 25, 2009