I was riding the dragon for a record time last week! 30 seconds.
I rode the dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.
Hey! Ya want to go ride a dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.
Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about 14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.
I rode the dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.
Hey! Ya want to go ride a dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.
Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about 14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.
by Guitano98 October 3, 2009
Get the Riding the Dragonmug. by Gold Dragon October 11, 2020
Get the Riding the Dragonmug. Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."
by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007
Get the riding the dragonmug. 1)To go all out, to venture into the unknown, to wing it, to face ones fears, to reach the limits of sanity;
(2)to eat at a McDonalds in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada.
(2)to eat at a McDonalds in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada.
"Man Dartmouth is dirty, especially a McDonalds in Dartmouth, I don't want to go there"....
"Come on, Ride the Dragon man"
"Come on, Ride the Dragon man"
by AJ --- credit to Chad W. September 5, 2005
Get the Ride the Dragonmug. To operate a vehicle on the 11mi stretch of highway US129 famus for it's 318 curves, known as "Tail of The Dragon".
by DragonRunner August 18, 2009
Get the Ride the Dragonmug. by what breh July 28, 2016
Get the Riding the Purple Dragonmug. Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.
To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.
To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
by ChunderDragonRider September 10, 2010
Get the Riding the Chunder Dragonmug.