Rejext

Any text message sent with intent to elude undesirable social situations.

"Uh, I can't believe this girl is texting me about hanging out with her and her lame friends tonight. I'm gonna send her a rejext and hang with the guys instead."

by Time Guy March 28, 2009

Rejext

To get rejected and/or turned down via text message; other forms include "rejexting" (the act of sending someone a rejecting text message), and "rejected" (past tense of rejext)

<girl looks at her phone> "He is such a douche! We went on two dates and he didn't even have the balls to dump me in person - he rejexted me!"

by maspad2 May 3, 2009

Rejext

To be dismissed or rejected VIA text communication.

That jerk just totally rejexted me last night.

I invited him over, but he rejexted my booty call :(

by EmilyChampagne March 17, 2011

sir-rejection

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Walgreen’s Reject

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.

It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Reject humanity, return to monke

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

by A waste of air March 15, 2021