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To get rejected and/or turned down via text message; other forms include "rejexting" (the act of sending someone a rejecting text message), and "rejected" (past tense of rejext)
<girl looks at her phone> "He is such a douche! We went on two dates and he didn't even have the balls to dump me in person - he rejexted me!"
Rejext by maspad2 May 3, 2009
To be dismissed or rejected VIA text communication.
That jerk just totally rejexted me last night.

I invited him over, but he rejexted my booty call :(
Rejext by EmilyChampagne March 17, 2011

sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.
While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."
sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Walgreen’s Reject 

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.
It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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