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See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
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Spiritual Realist

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Splinter group of Seekers of Buddhism/Zen philosophy that stay true it's precepts and values. Spiritual Realist refuse to take drugs and are able to see through the flaws and reject radical pacifism, pushed and stained by the mainstream
Fake Spiritual: "Hey I'm into Spiritual too!"

Spiritual Realist: "Really?!"

Fake Spiritual: "Yeah I got into it after taking LSD. It opened my mind!"

Spiritual Realist: "Oh..."
by AznDoItBetter August 12, 2021
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Proper Noun - this is the proper name/classification of what poeple have called/classified a person who does not belive in a God or Gods as an Atheist/Atheism. Since Atheism is considered to be a "religious fellowship," this completely contradicts the very purpose of a Secular Realist. A Secular Realist or Secular Realism is a person/classification in which evidentual facts supporting theories and ideas hold more improtance and impact on their life far greater than any belief system in a God/Gods. Secular Realist/Secular Realism charges Theism/Religion to the rules and regulations of the scientific method and merit it to have no factual supporting evidence. This finds a Secular Realist confounded as to how someone could belive in the unexplained by non answers accroding to a logical system of testing and questions that is not only highly accepted, but highly supported by even religious communities, Secular Realists call it the Scientific Method.
"seriously people, stop calling me an Atheist. I am a Secular Realist, and no it is not a religion nor is it an anti religion!"

"Secular Realists do not believe in Intelligent Design."

"Because i am a Secular Realist i tend to trust scientific theories over having faith."
by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009
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Drink Up:

I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.

Here are a few I would suggest:

"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists

"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."

"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."

"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"

"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010
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Standing here i realise

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Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight
by A ghost from Scotland April 12, 2022
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standing here I realise

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the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme
anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE
by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022
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Systematic Polar Realism

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(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
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