The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021
Get the Poop off mug.poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.
“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’
by untitledlife September 29, 2005
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When you are sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and need to take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.
by ffisher22 May 20, 2011
Get the Poop-off mug.This is a chemical I can buy for my African Parrot to clean his cage. It is called Poop-Off and dissolves bird droppings.
by bludragen March 30, 2008
Get the Poop-Off mug.This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
by Awesomom February 18, 2009
Get the Poop Stand-off mug."Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.
by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014
Get the poop or get off the pot mug.Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"
In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014
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