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Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.
by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009
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fly on Pence's head

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The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.
Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.
by TROLLKING9001 October 18, 2020
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Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!
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by guru July 17, 2003
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poncey southern git

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A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.
Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010
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poncey southern git

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What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.
Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019
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Pence Sense

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noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.
Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.

Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.
by Jason A Rowland November 20, 2021
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