pitch a tent 

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

pitch a tent by Nick D May 18, 2004

Pitch a Tent 

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

Pitch a Tent by (TheDude) May 4, 2007

pitch a tent 

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

pitch a tent by Greg October 17, 2002

Pitch a tent 

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

Pitch a tent by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014

pitch a tent 

To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.

whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?

pitch a tent by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

pitch a tent 

to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.

"hey marcus, what're you doing, pitching a tent over there? pass the L!"

pitch a tent by badash98 October 26, 2004

pitch-a-tent 

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!

pitch-a-tent by steven desmond January 30, 2007