Pift

n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

by ProudSeal May 5, 2015

Pift

The exact sound a lit cigarette makes when tossed into water.

Dave flipped his cigarette into the puddle....pift!

by Rarsab December 17, 2008

pift

lies

Person 1: im not a virgin! im a PIMPPP
person 2: pift

by stifler101 January 2, 2012

Pift

The action of going to the restroom out of boredom while not necessarily needing to.

I went to take a pift around 2pm today to get away from my desk.

by GetPifty January 28, 2026

pift ting

pretty women

hey yo wagwan pift ting

by Bossman light the zoot March 27, 2017

PIFTY

Ban from all of the following simultaneously: PayPal, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.

“ ah man, Gavin McInnes totally got ‘PIFTY’ed, now how am I supposed to laugh at his jokes”

by Dashman0111 June 25, 2020

Wagwan Pifting

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them

ay sir wagwan pifting

by Retarded boi October 9, 2019