Perkinator

An urban superhero whose greatest superpower is to liberate women from having unaroused nipples. Sometimes he strikes without being seen, and sometimes he strikes slowly and deliberately.

Wow it's not even cold in here Alice, but I think the Perkinator just liberated my man-pacifiers!

by Meester X November 11, 2010

Perkins

Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!

Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!

by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008

perkin

drunk to the point of rowdiness.

bitch I will break your nose-and I'm perkin!

by BigBossMike May 12, 2004

Perkin

The condidion of being drunk on alcohol

Thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk.

by Beans-n-Fixins August 4, 2007

Perkins

To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.

She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.

by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

perkin'

perkin' is drunk like thizzin' is high

Man, that guy is perkin' balls.

by cyberakuma13 November 4, 2006

perkins

a lovely family resturaunt.

yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!

by brittany June 18, 2006