Peripherals

When a hot girl walks by, one tells another that they are using their peripherals. This is boy code and should not fall into the hands of the female gender. This is a major NO-NO since the female gender will then discover that they are talking about their 'hot' body parts.

DUDE, PERIPHERALS!

DUDE, I JUST GOT A HUGE BONER FROM MY PERIPHERALS.

MY PERIPHERALS GOT ME A BONER.

PERIPHERALS AT 3 O' CLOCK.

by nrbguy69 May 30, 2009

Peripherals

An attractive girl in various levels:
-Highest being Logitech or Razer. Sometimes F4ta1ity. (upper echelon type)
-Medium being Microsoft
-Lowest being Dynex or Rocketfish.

1st:"Check out those peripherals!... I'm guessin... Logitech."
2nd:"Ya, definitely Logitech. Go holler!"

3rd: "WTF holy shit Logitech!"
4th: "Uhhh no way man... totally open box Dynex man. *gag*"

by MrLemonLame July 28, 2009

Awesome peripherals

Awesome peripherals are black, silvery and has buttons all over. They are also wireless, and the mouse comes with a recharger. The keyboard can run for at least a year without ever needing a battery change.

Velsignet has awesome peripherals.

by Velsignet March 28, 2005

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018

Peripheralling

Verb: to use peripheral vision to look at someone or something.

Person 1: "Dude, what are you looking at?"
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."

by Blandish December 19, 2012

Peripheral Wipe

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016