Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011

jap pap strap

A unique, strap on, double sided dildo used in Japanese porn. The curved, erect dildo that doubles as a pussy/ass plug, is enhanced with an inside vibrator in order to for the wearer of the jap pap strap to also be satisfied as they're pounding away.

Higgins' mother got so wet while catching him masturbating that she fixed on her jap pap strap and surprised his ass with a rubber cock right as she herself flooded the other end.

by Mad Mick! March 7, 2017

pap smear

when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.

"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"

by nikki big papa October 23, 2007

pap slap

Where an individual slaps the 'paps' or man breasts of an innocent and unsuspecting male bystander.

"OMG Gerry just got pap slapped LOL"

by varrikins June 26, 2008

pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008

POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.

Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.

by Joseph Nathaniel CoateZ September 15, 2010

Pap Smear

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear

by Kelph1 June 14, 2011