PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.

My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!

by Bob October 12, 2004

PMS Splatter

The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.

Girl: *PMS explode*

Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."

by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011

The PMS bitch switch

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.

Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH

by the mix up September 3, 2011

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!

by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019

PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome)

The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.

You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."

by cava nava May 28, 2013

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration

Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

by Stanzorz December 8, 2009

PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.

Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."

by Willy March 21, 2005