Oracles

Prestige mounds found on a woman's chest, usually a woman from a higher class at least in appearance. They usually come in pairs, in very admirable sizes. Subjects of the opposite sex usually come to them in search for pearls of wisdom, seeing these protrusions as something of a Holy symbol. If one were to encounter these Oracles, you can rest assured that it won't be the last time they visit these blessings for guidance and/or comfort.

First discovered by a woman in search for a legendary dark horse, she encountered these Oracles resting upon a musician inside of an inn. They aided her in taking the next step into claiming this horse, and she eventually achieved this quest after multiple revisits.

"Look at the Oracles on that lady, they must contain great wisdom that is worth sharing."

by EggsnBacon December 6, 2012

okita oracle

the biggest chika fan and azure hater usually can be found lounging in the student's council

okita oracle is psychologically harassing azure again

by lighgt October 27, 2022

The Oracle Club

A group of semi professionals, who identify as non binary. They are interested in investing and male bonding. The ultimate goal is to attain the title of "Beta Male Cuck". Once the title is achieved they may find a woman and engage in missionary style intercourse. Anything more than missionary and they will lose the title and be labelled a Degenerate.

I can't wait to join The Oracle Club so I can cuck so fuckin hard!

by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

oraclise

The process of over-complicating a simple database design to within an inch of it's life. Typical knock on effects include :-
a) delaying project delivery dates by weeks/months
b) an oversized ego of the database designer who done the oraclising
c) general hatred towards the database designer who did the oraclising

All I wanted to do was add 5 values to a combo box but that jumped up DBA had to oraclise it.

by gavman99 January 2, 2009

Oracle

A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

Oracle trashed my tables.

by Major Midnight March 5, 2012

The Oracle

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.

person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2008

Pulling an Oracle

When a person, company or organization takes over something that people depend on, then totally screw it up so bad, or jack the price up ridiculously high, that it's now completely unusable and loads of people are just plain screwed. The perpetrator then gets off totally scott free, laughing in total glee at others misfortune. Usually used to destroy a competing service, company, technology, person, memory, holiday or other resource. Named for Oracle, Inc. after their acquisition of Sun Microsystems, and Oracle's subsequent destruction of the Java programming language and MySQL database system. But applicable to every day life by cool people as well as nerds. Because cool people are actually smart, not pathetic losers who revel in their own idiocy.

Say you're at a party and some dude grabs your beer then spits in it. "Want it back now?" he says. That's Pulling an Oracle.

Or, say your best buddy had sex with your girlfriend. You can't sleep with her ever again - not after he's been playin' around in that! He just pulled an Oracle.

Another example: say you have sex with a girl for the first time on Christmas eve. Like the dumbass you are, you fall head over heals for her. Then she goes and fucks every guy in sight and laughs her ass off at your subsequent state of total disarray. Now, every time you think of Christmas, you think of her - and all the pain she brought into your world. That's one masterful Pulling of an Oracle.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 12, 2010