Oppoontunity

The chance to acquire poon presents itself.

Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."

by Miles Hackett April 24, 2008

Oppoontunity

The chance of acquiring poon which presents itself.

Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."

by Miles Hackett April 23, 2008

Oppoontunity

The unexpected chance to get laid.

When the girl told Chris how bad she wanted him, he took advantage of the oppoontunity.

by Tiny Timoteo May 16, 2013

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

by grassp February 17, 2021

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019

equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3

Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/

by jkilla October 21, 2013