yoko ono syndrome

Yoko Ono Symdrome is used to describe when someone chooses to hate and vilify another person for the crime of dating a celebrity they find attractive, regardless of the massive odds of that person ever getting together with said celebrity themselves. Typically occurs to fans of teenage boybands.

The term comes from the massive hate Yoko Ono received from female fans of the Beatles following her relationship and marriage to John Lennon.

"I'm worried about my daughter, she keeps writing blog posts about how she hates anyone dating Harry Styles because she wants him for herself. I think she has Yoko Ono Syndrome."

by WatcherMark August 2, 2016

ono simp

Someone who simps for someone you really shouldn't ever simp for.

Being an ono simp is kind of wack ngl.
Donut tell us who the ono simps

by WilliamsWins September 20, 2020

Santa Ono

The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.

I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.

by Proud Bearcat April 29, 2013

ser o no ser yo soy

Between being and not being, I am.
Somebody vs being the nobody people think

Your twisted Teresa

“Ser o no ser yo soy”

by Rxmistt December 15, 2022

onosecond

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -

by Jimmed September 26, 2006

onosnotopoeia

When you're at a seasonal family function with the local sports team and the younger nephews/nieces feel like they want to be involved in football talk, they make noises (onomatopoeias) or in this case onosnotopoeias.

*Linemen dogpile onto each other*

Little Tikes: "BAAAM POOW, ouch!!"
Rest of Family: "Them kids and their onosnotopoeias smh"

by Screamomatic December 24, 2022

Onosecond

An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.

Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:

Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.

Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.

Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.

by jackqueslack23 July 29, 2020