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Ten on the Two 

Ten on the Two - adv. To expound on something you know nothing about or are not an expert at hoping to impress people or gain more popularity. Coined from putting 10 dollars down on a crap game hoping to score the big pot, thus, 10 dollars on two dice or Ten on the Two.
I hope you know what your talking about kid 'cause it sounds like you puttin' Ten on the Two!
Ten on the Two by k_cool September 28, 2007

Ten on the floor stroking boar 

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
“Is anyone driving that truck”
The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

tenorial rolling on the ground 

A director's device to add drama to an opera. Particularly useful in death scenes. Perfected by Plácido Domingo; Rolando Villazón is an expert. Test of how good a tenor really is.

First found on blogs and usenet, it is now used by the mainstream media.
This opera contained the requisite amount of tenorial rolling on the ground and furniture abuse

- paraphrase from San Francisco Chronicle

tension on the in 

Tension on the in is in the on and upswing.

tenderly on the rocks 

it sounds like some sort of alcoholic drink.

however, it is a random name of a dreamed up book by mcb in her late middle school years.

the book is rumored to be in progress. about hamster armies being in charge of every natural disaster within the past 10 years.

i think boys play a large part in it.

kevin riggle to matt lemieux to tom fuller.

if it ever gets published. or even drafted. it will be a wonderful book to read.

inspired in part by the song WAITING FOR YOU. and shelby hanson.

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash 

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical