Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

numptcake

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009

Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

by cargo_4 May 20, 2004

numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019