nuke's connection

Really bad internet connection.

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!

by 1t82 November 17, 2016

North Korea’s Nuke

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

by University of Markov May 18, 2018

nuke school

So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.

Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.

by MastCat February 14, 2012

Nuke Site

A Roblox game where you run around dropping nuclear bombs. Nomineed for the best Roblox game of all time.

A: Hey, who's the worst player on Nuke Site?
B: Definitely that User.

by FEAR_ROBLOX January 7, 2020

Nuke style

Its when you jump off a plane and dive down naked during sex and you point your dick at your sex mates pussy or ass and stick it. Ultimately making both of you cum for the last time

"I used the nuke style on my wfie"

by Riku AK August 16, 2021

nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.

cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.

by slacker cook November 14, 2009

Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.

Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.

by Bajaboy January 16, 2013