Next To Shit

The second lowest form of stature or amount. Being after shit which has pretty much the lowest value.

Dude:"Man, my job sucks ass, I get paid next to shit an hour to.

by anonymousx58 June 26, 2009

Next Level Shit

A substance that is in some way superior or more powerful than others

Example 1:

"I just got some Puerto Rican rum. It's some next level shit"

Example 2:

Person A: "That guy's all fucked up"
Person B: "Yeah, he's high on some next level shit"

by Mac 7 July 6, 2009

Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

by Jme9589 January 18, 2011

Next Level Shit

(N.) Refers to some of the most dank weed around. This weed is far superior reggs or middies, and contains very high levels of THC.

(V.) To be high on incredibly dank weed.

Person #1: Yo guess what I just scored.

Person #2: Some reggs?

Person #1: Nah, I got some of that Next Level Shit! It's some Purple Kush.

Person #3: Damn we're gonna be on some next level shit tonight.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

on that next level shit

either when youre really high or when you've passed the level of it being okay.

Haley: Bro im on that next level shit.
Ahbi: Dude are you okay??
Haley: I dont know man im pretty fucked up.

by bbyhay17 December 3, 2016

next shit

Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.

He be sayin some next shit!

I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!

by The Bikeyorph November 18, 2004

next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017