Netbong

1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.

'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'

by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

neobong

the most fragile lightstick in the whole kpop world
birds fly and so do neobongs

'taeyong broke the neobong again! it literally flew'

by ohyouarenana? December 23, 2019

Netbanger

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.

This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.

by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018

netbonics

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

newbongitis

After hitting a new bong, symptoms of newbongitis may appear. These symptoms include any of various inflammations of the tonsils, pharynx, or larynx characterized by pain in swallowing.

"Sweet frosted Gear bong man!"
"Yeah dude, it's awesome, but I got newbongitis from it."

by Eben Tanner April 12, 2008

netbanger

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of iconoclasm, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000 by the owner of the domain of the same name.

Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.

by POCUK May 24, 2008

Netbanger

Someone who acts like a gangster, they usually threaten other people, behave like gangsters but more stupid, and they talk like gangsters when really most of the time they are just white boys who want to look cool for fame or something.

The 12 year old whiteboy in my 3rd period is a netbanger.

by Urbionary November 12, 2021