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by windex...drinker December 2, 2020

Nastiness Curve

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015

blissful mysterious nastiness

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

bumping nasties

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Nateness

1)An amazing guy who deserves only the best in life.
2) Someone you wish your best friend was, for being so awesomely awesome.

Hey, Nateness! I can't live without you!!

by Caseyyy aka epic December 17, 2008

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

Mint Nastyness

After you chew mint gum for a while, then eat afterwords , you still taste mint. Ew.

"Dude I don't wanna eat now, I just took out my gum. I will get that Mint Nastyness taste in my mouth."

by Unknown Unicorn June 16, 2011