Music Douche

Pronunciation: \ myü-zikˈdüsh\
Function: noun
Date: September 6, 2009

A person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. When asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer "indie" even though that describes nothing.

“I just don’t really care about The Beatles, I mean there were so many bands from that period who were more talented.” –Elayna

“Well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –Eliza

by The vermafia September 8, 2009

Cliche music douche

A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype

Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"

Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."

by (xo)mom October 27, 2009

douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

by Screw dog September 30, 2008

douche music

Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.

What Asians listen to.

"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."

Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!

by Jared Fucking Jackson January 14, 2008

douchebag music

A genre of music ergonomically designed for the fragile female mind. Similar to the concept of boy-bands, but more ambiguous. Most often artists of this genre are single guys of questionable sexual orientation. James Blunt, Gavin DeGraw, and John Mayer are all good examples. A simple way to determine whether music in question is in fact douchebag music is to listen to the sound of the drums. Do they sound muffled, almost as if there were feathers in them? This tendancy towards feathery drums is a telltale sign, as is romanticized lyrics and lots of plays on "current" radio stations your mom listens to. It is girly and you probably pretend you think it sucks but you secretly love it.

Maya: You know, Death Cab for Cutie is kind of douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.

by leshark November 9, 2008

California Douchebag musi

“California Douchebag” refers to guitar-centered, approachable and superficially “rebellious” music created by 90s bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Green Day, and Blink 182, characterized by shirtless white men marrying a “punk” “rock” sound to other genres of music (c.f., appropriation). (E.g., ska-punk, reggae-punk, funk-punk).

“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”

by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025