Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

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Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 22, 2006

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muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

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A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

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