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Originally created by MillWall fans a "Millwall Brick" is a newspaper rolled up lengthways and then folded in the middle creating a solid square end. Held correctly can be as damaging as a brick. Another use for this is taping the end and attaching a piece of string to the end and the swinging it around, this can cause a great amount of damage as it is very light but as hard as a brick.
"i'll smash him up with a millwall brick"
by Bobby103 September 18, 2006
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Millwall F.C. is an English football (soccer) team from London. Millwall plays at The Den, which is in Bermondsey, not Millwall proper. Millwall is a prototypical second and third tier football team, though occasionally they will break into the top tier of English football. Millwall is unfortunately associated with some of the more undesirable aspects of football, including hooliganism.

Millwall has a famous chant proclaiming 'No one likes us', but clearly that is not the case, as they have supporters all over the world.
Millwall F.C. is a football club from London.

No one likes us, we don't care, we are Millwall, Super Millwall, we are Millwall from the Den.
by Stargoat November 6, 2012
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Millwall Brick

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Discovered by fans of the London football team millwall fc , the millwall brick is a club like improvised weapon made of a newspaper that has been rolled lengthways and folded in the middle. It is light and can be as hard as a brick - especially damaging when attached to a length of rope and swung around the head as it is also very light.
Man got smashed up with a millwall brick ay.
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The Millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many Millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet Times Newspaper.

Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.
I got my skull fractured by a Millwall Brick.
by Festa May 17, 2006
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Millwall

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not the best place to take your wife and kids to watch a football match
re-knowned for their violence for over 70 years.
In 2002 Millwall fans caused the biggest riot seen in London for 20 years
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003
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A half-wit scumbag who thinks he's hard cos of his clubs past history. Cannot speak English as in firty free(33), sarf London(south London), fik as fuk(not very clever).Usually lives in the rat-infested council estates of Bermondsey & drinks shandy!!!
That Millwall Fan only fights little boys.A spotty-faced gypo eating pie & mash.
by L.B. looney October 16, 2006
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Racist, hooligan, coin-throwing scum of a football team from Bermondsey, S London. Their celebrity fans are all fat cunts like Rod Liddle, Danny Baker, Bob Crow and Andy Fordham
Millwall Scum have gone down to League 1!
by Palace Forever May 15, 2006
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