1. noun - A ridiculous, unbelievable loss that you will likely lose sleep over.
2. verb - To let a seemingly inevitable win slip from your grasp, be it long or short term. Best used when done repeatedly.
3. adjective - Ridiculous in nature.
Etymology - New York Metropolitans (Major League Baseball)
2. verb - To let a seemingly inevitable win slip from your grasp, be it long or short term. Best used when done repeatedly.
3. adjective - Ridiculous in nature.
Etymology - New York Metropolitans (Major League Baseball)
1: "Dude! How did we lose that game...?"
"Don't worry about it, it was just a metropolitan."
2: "Did you see the game last night man?"
"Ugh, did they pull a metropolitan on that one, or what??"
3: "You seem off today, what's wrong?"
"Just having a metropolitan day, is all."
"Don't worry about it, it was just a metropolitan."
2: "Did you see the game last night man?"
"Ugh, did they pull a metropolitan on that one, or what??"
3: "You seem off today, what's wrong?"
"Just having a metropolitan day, is all."
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Get the metropolitan mug.Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.
The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).
The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).
The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!
Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.
Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.
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