Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005

Melniks

The absolute cunt of all cunts.

He/she is such a needy little Melniks

Shut up you Melniks

by TheGaryBarlow January 17, 2019

meetnik (meet + suffix nik)

a person who enjoys meetings and all sorts of administrative events and tries to attend as many of them as possible.

Being socially active is one thing, meeting for the sake of meeting is another. I try to stay away from meetniks for whom getting together is an end in itself. Meeting without meaning is worse than meaning without meeting.

by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003

metnaka

A girl who is fucked or a bitch

kos ommak ya ebn el metnaka

by X10tion April 18, 2005

Metnaken

A man who is so desperate and lonely he is like a male version of a Metnaka a fucked bitch.

Moody is such a Metnaken, and he calls me like 40 times a day, he needs to go back to driving his cab and leave me alone.

by Molina Chacon November 10, 2012

melnikov

A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.

"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"

by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014

Metinka Stinka

When a guy is fucking a girl, and then proceeds to pull out and cum on her face. Immediately after cumming on her face, he turns around and farts in her mouth.

Sally hoped this was the night Billy gave her a metinka stinka.

by Natejake1 June 1, 2015