meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Meatpie

A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.

Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.

by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023

Czechoslovakian Meatpie

The act involves female laying stomach down, thus assuming the "prone bone" position and a male top. As the male is about to ejaculate, the female takes a big fat shit as he simultaneously busts a nut on the heaping load of defecation festering over her ass cheeks.

Czechoslovakian Meatpie, A Love Story:

Charlie Cox: "Would you like to assume the position for a Chechoslovakian Meatpie, bitch."
Bitch: "That would be lovely, Charlie. I'm pushing, blow over me hot stud!"
Charlie Cox: "Oooh baby , right on that steaming pile!!!"

by vagangusking666 November 29, 2016