Mateo Sosa

Gay ass kid with large pepperoni nipples. Constantly fails classes like the dumbass he is.

Person 1:Have you heard of Mateo Sosa?
Person 2:You mean that dumb bitxh?

Mateo Sosa by JoeLongMama February 28, 2022

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

matteo's gpu by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

mateo stan 

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

mateo stan by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Mateo solis

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

Mateo solis by Mateo solis November 22, 2021

Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

Mateo&Storie by purrr💖 March 15, 2022

Mateo Suljic 

Likes to be dicked down by boys and fantasizes about Lucy pegging him drenched in oil.

Mateo Suljic just ate Brendan’s ass so good

Mateo Suljic by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024

fool's mate 

A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.

Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.

Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.

fool's mate by malarky2020 October 5, 2009