The God of music and Expression
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A man who is better at everything than you probably are.
A brilliant arithmetician
A man who is better at everything than you probably are.
by sepukuartist February 19, 2009
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Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
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by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020
Get the National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day mug.A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.
I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .
by benbisley July 22, 2010
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Get the knock you off the mat mug.Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
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