a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010
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No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
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I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
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