Martin's Monthly

A term to define a moment of sheer anger coming from someone named Martin, usually coming every month in a menstrual cycle of sorts.

Martin: I AM FUMING!!!!!!

Everyone: There goes Martin's Monthly!

by immchuck May 9, 2021

Morton's Phase

Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.

Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.

by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017

morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.

Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021

Morton's Toe

When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.

I tripped on my Morton's Toe over the stair

by goaliee68 December 13, 2014

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018