manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006

Manchester steam roll

During sexual intercourse, the man will be receiving head when he suddenly pushes the woman's head down and his cock goes deeper into her throat and makes her gag and vomit onto the floor. After the woman is humiliated, the man takes a steamin shit into the pile of vomit. They start to kiss very passionately and roll into it. They have now steam rolled it.

Dude, me and grace totally did the Manchester steam roll all over my parents dining room floor.

by Hoefilterisbestfilter November 16, 2016

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

Manchester Swivel

First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system

You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.

Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel

by SHITTY MATTRESS March 1, 2009

Manchester Street

A street in the CBD of Christchurch, New Zealand, well known for it's prostitutes. Frequented by seedy old men, murderers, and pranking teenage boys. The prostitutes on Manchester Street are pretty feral, and will often give chase. Especially to cars when the traffic lights are read.

Many teenage boys drive down Manchester street at night, yelling things at the hookers. One such time, I overheard somebody yell out "Did you cook me some dinner before you went to work, Mum?" Two hookers chased the car down the street, and one threw a bottle at it.

by Petey-pop-tart December 22, 2010

the manchester sprint

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.

coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"

by Prophet Johan October 16, 2010

manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great

Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again

by Vynnee November 11, 2020