Mactool

An Apple computer enthusiast who tries to convince other people that Macs are better and that they should buy them. Mactools are know to quote directly from commercials or from the Apple website.

Paul is such a Mactool, all he does is sit at his computer and makes movies of his cat.

by pyrofool the panda May 31, 2007

Tooly McTooligan

A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.

Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!

Emily: To piss you off.

Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

Mantool

He who goes out of his way to please, for fear of being "uncool".

The mantool gave his dog a blow job because his friends told him to.

by George W. Bush May 14, 2003

mantool

A slang term for male genitalia.

"Suck my mantool!"

by Frank December 20, 2002

mantool

"Mantool" is the word for male genitalia used exclusively by London's finest gentlemen. It has neither to do anything with men nor with tools, but comes from the Latin word "mentula" meaning the exactly same thing.

Earnest:"Won’t you come and take seat here on my mantool, Gwendolen?."
Gwendolen:"Why, certainly! That would be quite comfortable. That would be exactly what I need right now, Earnest."

by haDurak March 13, 2009

Shitbrick Mctool

Name of someone whom irritates, is stupid, angry, miserable, does everything incorrectly.

Omg! You are truly a Shitbrick Mctool!

by A Guy Scorned December 4, 2010

Mantool

A person who has lots of sex with a school.

That mantool spends so much time at school its disgusting.

by Rika Suave May 14, 2003