Macon

The kid that knows what he's doing. Smart, ambitious, really good looking, and modest. He's that "perfect guy" with the beautiful girlfriend. He's good at everything, everybody wants to be his friend, and typically, he's the one that embodies every quality everybody wants. Mr. Suave.

Guy 1: Get the party started! Macon is here!
Guy 2: Oh I need to go tell him something!
Guy 1: No you don't, you're just in love with him - you homo.
Girl: No I am!

by Ericbrudda! November 5, 2009

Macon

Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)

honey i feel kinky do me a macon tonight

by RecTumBen April 14, 2011

Macon

The best son in the whole wide world....

Hey, Biff, my son cut the grass without me asking...
What an awesome kid....he's so Macon!

by tokyomum February 4, 2010

Macon

A one of a kind girl she is beautiful so keep her if you can

I can’t believe I let my macon go wish I hadn’t

by The boy who messed up June 24, 2019

Macon

Absolute fucking dude with a massive cock will treat you right is the best man you ever had in your life fucks very good you should if you have a macon, he will dick you down like no other.

So you and Macon got back together? Damn lucky ass…

by Noodmaster5472 February 4, 2022

Macon

Verb; to make/cook bacon.

"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."

"It's breakfast, time to macon!"

by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012

macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.

Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.

by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007