maintain

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

maintain

v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.

"how you doing?"

"maintaining, I guess"

by porkupine April 4, 2010

Maintain

To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.

Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.

by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008

Maintain

To calm down
To chill
To relax

Goon1: Im so angryyyyy
Goon2: Just maintain

by p234 April 23, 2018

maintain

To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.

Fancy another beer mate?
Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable

by deathbygirth April 7, 2004

Maintain Coolness

(main~tane kewl-ness)
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.

Eventhough that lying bitch cheated on Boxhead, he maintained coolness and obtained his first booty call one week after he shunned that slut. He later obtained his Grey belt at a second-degree level two weeks following. He definitely can Maintain Coolness.

by Boxhead January 19, 2006

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.

"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019