M.LIB

An expression used to describe a generally stupid person on the verge of being completely retarded.

A stupid blond bitch who thinks that a sphincter is someone who helped build the sphinx

Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

I'm Not A Lib

A poor misguided soul who has been brainwashed by the right wing media manipulation and spin.

I'm Not A Lib should shut off Fox News and perhaps think critically for themself about news issues of the day after informing themselves through several varied unbaised news sources before making wide generalizations about topics of the day.

by FreeThinker March 30, 2005

I'm Not A Lib

I'm back bitches! Who's ready to go bitchslap the Left into submission.

Time to get more liberals to shut the fuck up.

by I'm Not A Lib January 25, 2005

I'm a fucking libra

Sentence used by the drag queen Adore Delano on the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race.

Someone: Your wig is about to fall off girl.
Adore: I'm a fucking libra so leave me alone.

by Laura_mmbb August 19, 2021

I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!

by LukeJes September 5, 2022

Libby M

Stupid bitch who tries to steal my best friend xo

Libby m

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

MLIB

My Life is Bro

Used to describe events that are especially brotastic.

Today I chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. We're just two bromosexuals in a bromance. MLIB

The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB

Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.

by FIJI Beezy June 1, 2010