M and K 

Some stupid shit noone knows about, some stupid kid playing keyboard and mouse on minecraft xbox one edition, and noone knows what he means.

Person 1: "yo mans got an m and k"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"

M and K by cheeseburgerburgercheese October 13, 2020

M and K 

your just there vibing, and some kid says hes got an m and k, and noone has a clue of what he means.

Person 1: "yo mans got an m and k"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"

M and K by cheeseburgerburgercheese October 13, 2020

malright m'kay and kewl 

Malright means alright but better
M'kay is the amazing god teir version of okay
Kewl means cool but with some sass

My day was Malright, to bad my day wasnt M'kay that would have been Kewl .

malright m'kay and kewl

malright m'kay and kewl by Casual Grandpa August 31, 2019

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010

i'm sexy and i know it 

A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.

Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?

Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you

i'm sexy and i know it by OreoLover20 May 30, 2016

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door 

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical 

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical by AntichamberYellow February 13, 2024