Lonnied

To be left hung out to dry, cock blocked, lied to, or otherwise let-down by someone who you were totally counting on.

I had to walk home from the bar because the douchebag who was supposed to give me a ride completely Lonnied me!!!

by TMANN69 November 28, 2011

Lonnied

Code nick-name for being under the influence of Klonopin or Clonazepam.

I got so lonnied last night that I fell off a bridge totaled my car and have no recollection.

by Real Mayo January 30, 2009

Lonnie

The name for someone with the body of a roman god. A Man of Great Size and Stature. He's the strongest guy in any given room. Known to say Love as a strong feeling in their heart but tries to show it in the best way they can. Unbelievably unbelievable in the words they speak

Sexy & Built .. Lonnie is the one to be with.

by Alecia Morgan August 18, 2013

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019

Lennied

Getting so shit faced that you end up with no money in your bank account, 300$ concert tickets, a thong hanging above your bed and no memory of the night before.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got so wasted last night and now I cant find my car."

Guy 2:"You were Fuckin Lennied dude!"

by Katieaimee January 13, 2009

lonniece

Lonniece is a very shy girl. She's pretty ,anti social and usually quiet but once you get to know her , you won't forget her . She's a keeper and she alway thinks she is right . Watch out for her though , they quiet ones are the craziest .

"Do you know lonniece?

"Yeah , how could I not? She was the quiet , pretty girl."

by Jaybayjay June 17, 2016

Lonnie

A Man of Great Size and Stature. Known to be Honest and Loyal. He's the Strongest guy in any given room, the first one you call when you're moving. Intelligent and engaging. Fathers beg him to marry their daughters.

How do you like your new Son in Law?
I wish he were more of a Lonnie.

by DaBiggun August 1, 2011